‘I had sweet se_x with a guy from my neighbourhood in toilet during my friend’s funeral’

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MOURNERS are always looking for ways to take away the pain of losing a loved one.

And poking is now the preferred way to do this.

They are not even picky about where they do the deed, with some getting jiggy during funeral night vigils and in the toilets after the burial.

Although some people admitted it was shameful, they also said funerals were the best place for tlof tlof.

A 29-year-old woman said her ex came to comfort her when her cousin died and they sneaked out of the tent during the night vigil for a quickie.

She said it wasn’t planned and that was the only time she actually had the best se_x.

“I felt bad, but I can’t say I regret it. It also helps to release some pain,” she said.

Another woman (33) told Daily Sun she had tlof tlof with a guy from her neighbourhood in the toilets during her friend’s funeral.

“Me and this man were chatting the whole night and then we went to the graveyard,” she said.

She said when everyone was focused on the pastor, the guy asked that she accompanied him to the toilet and she did without any hesitation.

“We made sure the coast was clear before we got into the same toilet. It’s the best se_x I’ve ever had and that’s where I had my first 0rgasm at the age of 33. Imagine,” she said.

A 35-year-old man said he once poked his ex at a friend’s night vigil, but his sister unfortunately walked in on them.

“It was my first time doing this and I honestly don’t even know what was going through my mind. One thing just lead to another and we poked,” he said.

He said they stopped when his sister walked in on them, but continued in another bedroom. Another experienced man (41) said he and his wife have done this three times and he feared they might end up getting addicted to it.

“It’s like we’re in a club. We just sneak out, find a toilet and get it on. We’ve spoken about it and agreed that we need to stop, but it’s really not easy. We are even addicted to each other in our own home,” he said.

Cultural expert Mkhulu Solly Nduku said he’s shocked to hear about this behaviour.

“People really just draw bad luck to themselves and get surprised when bad things happen. That’s the worst place one should be having se_x and I really hope it’ll stop. That’s not normal behaviour,” said Nduku.

– DailySun